Fun with Salim el-Foss

Just when you thought you could not laugh, or cry, any harder, in comes ex-PM, sell-out extraordinaire, Salim el-Hoss, errr I mean Salim el-Foss.

From Naharnet:

Hoss: Assad Supports International Tribunal (full text)

Hoss told state-run TeleLiban channel (TL) after winding a one-day visit to Damascus on Monday that Assad "informed me he is not against the international tribunal and that he is with everything the Lebanese agree upon."

Really Salim, I think tattooing on you forehead; “I am a blithering fucking idiot” would be more honorable and sane than making the statement you just made.

The Syrian Arab News Agency, SANA, said Hoss and Assad discussed the repercussions of tensions in both Iraq and the Palestinian territories as well as security situations in Lebanon and Syria.

Yeah! Glad you had time for Lebanon, after Iraq and Palestine. Plus Salim, you are such a big player on the Iraqi and Palestinian scenes. And of course, always love the they–discussed-the-situation-and-its-repercussions story. Is there a more meaningless description of such useless meetings?

Hoss, who met with King Abdullah in Saudi Arabia on Sunday, stressed that he was not acting as a mediator between the feuding Lebanese sides.

That’s right Foss. You can’t act as a mediator in Lebanon. We have a law that says only foreigners make big decisions and mediate in our stupid country.

He [Foss] said that he asked King Abdullah whether there was a possibility to sponsor an agreement similar to that of Mecca between Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and Prime Minister Ismail Haniya last week.

Every Lebanese’ life long ambition: Having made Lebanon more like Syria in the past 30 years (Foss was a big Syrian ally and enabler), the next level is to aspire to be like the Palestinian people. Let’s copy their political model.

Hoss told TL [TV station TeleLiban] that he will also be visiting Tehran "very soon."

Probably for further “they–discussed-the-situation-and-its-repercussions” hot air (pun intended).

Wlak Tozzz 3a Foss. A "foss" (fart) has a more exciting and meaningful life than Salim's.